WouldntNormallyDoThisKindaThing

kawashironitori:

talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them

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theonion:

Americans Demand New Form Of Media To Bridge Entertainment Gap While Looking From Laptop To Phone

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

geoffrox:

Imagine if the series had ended right after this moment.

When did painting my nails become a requirement?

sherrlockked:

reshiham:

This Is Getting Out Of Hand.png

omg

zambiunicorn:

FUCKING SESAME STREET I SWEAR TO GOD

that-big-gay-impala:

itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

this is so accurate it hurts

lowpolydogs:

lowpolydogs:

he’s dark, tall and handsome, has messy hair, a smug grin, and perfect teeth. you know who i’m talking about ;)

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pajamaben:

GIRLS DONT READ this ones just for the fellas. only guys will get this one. bros you know when youre at the gym workin on your ‘toids to get big for the sports well OKAY I’m sure the ladies have stopped reading by now, so what’s their deal? how do I tell the girls I love them without having to talk? I’m scared

I know y’all like sinks and shit but lets talk about toasters

bandgeek-musicfreak:

ciel-the-neko-overlord:

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This one looks like a scanner

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This one poaches eggs too

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Fucking hamster wheels

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This ones see through

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Awesomeness

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This one hangs on the fucking wall

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It’s like a flower

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Hand held toaster

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Need a reminder? write it on your toast

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Old school like the old school

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WERE LOSING HIM SIR NOT ON MY WATCH

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 Now you know todays weather

i didn’t realize that a toaster fandom actually existed. this is beautiful. 

cunt-candle:

i cant tell if im really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice

lambdadelta-the-witch:

looks like the sequel of bleach

lambdadelta-the-witch:

looks like the sequel of bleach