WouldntNormallyDoThisKindaThing

cunt-candle:

i cant tell if im really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice

lambdadelta-the-witch:

looks like the sequel of bleach

lambdadelta-the-witch:

looks like the sequel of bleach

hotwinger:

Things I don’t wanna mothafuckin talk about:

  • My mothafuckin acne
  • How mothafuckin tired I look
  • My mothafuckin future
  • My mothafuckin eating habits

Things I DO wanna mothafuckin talk about:

  • This mothafuckin SMILIN PIGGY IN A BLANKET:

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LOOK AT HOW CUTE THAT LIL FUCKER IS. THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MOTHAFUCKIN MADE OF.

kara-duman:

forest—faery:

decembersoul:

life,death,reincarnation,via makeup.

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER WATCHED

kara-duman:

forest—faery:

decembersoul:

life,death,reincarnation,via makeup.

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER WATCHED

gifini:

Penguins make jokes to each other. Fool jokes …

”Yo, Mr White.”

”Yo, Mr White.”

srafandseedpods:

OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE

xxxxredxxxxcatxxxx:

urrplang:

colibooli:

almyro:

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

do girls really do this?

yes. yes they do. 

it’s the best

everyone loves boobs, even heterosexual girls there is no denying it

kanyewesticle:

do you ever see someone looking at you in public and you think they might be checking you out then you remember that you’re you

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

someone saying that they’ve missed you

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or that they appreciate you

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or that something reminded them of you

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basically someone making you feel that they’ve thought of you and that you being around means something to them

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modern-day-sideshow:

wearejohnlocked:

captured-ghosts:

How dare a woman use a relevant anatomically correct term in a debate about abortion! 

sometimes I struggle to believe that the usa is a real country and not an elaborate joke

Sometimes we all struggle to believe that we’re a real country

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Marc Maron

delusionalforharmony:

sweet-ganjababe:

freshest-tittymilk:

twodopeboyz:

all this time ive wasted

Life hack!

ha now i dont need to keep my husband anymore

delusionalforharmony:

sweet-ganjababe:

freshest-tittymilk:

twodopeboyz:

all this time ive wasted

Life hack!

ha now i dont need to keep my husband anymore